You're newly single, man! It is time to once again indulge in the few pleasures a single life! And stuff.

Hm. Maybe he needs to appeal to Ralph's sensitive side.

I'm not sayin' that this is gonna be, like, a replacement or nothing. We gotta, uh, take time for you to heal. Yeah. Heal. Lapdances, they're excellent for the healing. It's, you know, holistic.